The Farmer's Dog

From Diddly Squat delights to Farmers Dog bites — a perfect rural escape.

Enjoy a brilliant, good humoured countryside escape with our full day coach trip to Diddly Squat Farm Shop and Jeremy Clarkson’s Farmers Dog pub. This relaxed outing blends rural charm, foodie favourites and the unmistakable personality of Clarkson’s Farm, all set against sweeping Cotswold scenery.

We begin at the iconic Diddly Squat Farm Shop, where you’ll have time to browse shelves filled with local produce, seasonal treats and Clarkson themed goodies. Outside, enjoy the rustic farmyard setting with picnic benches, open air seating, food huts, the coffee van, and the famous Big View across the rolling fields. It’s also the perfect place to pick up Hawkstone ales, brewed using barley grown on Diddly Squat Farm, along with Kaleb’s Cider, crafted with the same passion and humour fans love from the show.

Our day continues at The Farmers Dog, Clarkson’s welcoming village pub. Alongside its cosy interior and hearty menu, you’ll find excellent outdoor facilities including a spacious beer garden, covered seating, heated areas, and dog friendly tables. Step outside to explore the playful Grand Tour Tent, a fun nod to Clarkson’s motoring adventures.

You’ll also have the chance to enjoy the pub’s outdoor food offering at the Farmers Puppy, serving comforting dishes such as loaded fries, smash burgers, hot dogs, crispy chicken, and seasonal specials. Pair your meal with a refreshing Hawkstone lager or Kaleb’s Cider for the full Clarkson countryside experience.

Everything today is sourced in Britain, supporting the British farm industry.

With comfortable coach travel, friendly service and plenty of time at each stop, this is a flavour packed, light hearted countryside adventure ideal for fans, food lovers and anyone seeking a cheerful Cotswold escape.

Free Car Parking is available at our Depot when you book Arlesey Pick Up (Advance Booking is required)